WHY'D YOU RING MY DOORBELL UPS GUY?

Upcoming Show!

I'm honored to once again be a part of

EXPRESSING MOTHERHOOD  

Last year's show sold out so get your tickets early.  We open this Friday at the Lillian Theatre in Hollywood!  

Come see 12 moms tell their very different stories.  Hilarious and heartbreaking all in one.

There's wine and a food truck!!

If I don't make you laugh at least once I will buy you a drink and change your kid's diaper! 

Click the link below for Showtimes, Directions, and Tickets!

EXPRESSING MOTHERHOOD

Gawbage Truck

Who knew that watching 'the big gawbage truck' with my 2yr old could bring me just the peace I needed this morning! Sometimes you just gotta stop and watch the gawbage.

Bumper Stickers

I'd rather be Mommying.


My other car is a Trike.

Working Mama

Today I went back to work for the first time in two years!  I have a lot to say about it but I will start with this:  Eating puffs and playing "build the lego tower, knock it down" is UNDERRATED.  Oh and one more thing: pumping while driving to work is FOR THE BIRDS!!!  Much better to pump in the dressing room of the theatre.  Thank GOD I work in a theatre. The lighting is so much better than in a typical bathroom.  And let's face it, anything that can make pumping more enjoyable and/or glamourous is worth it's weight in vanity lights!

I am not a exhibitionist.  This is just the way it is right now.  I am constantly attached to this machine.  Wacko Wacko Wacko.